why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
(via forever90s)
why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
(via forever90s)
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via sighstylinson)